Things That Motivate Needs-A-Real-Job-Now Daughter To Come Home on Summer Weekends, The List:

1. Her cozy bedroom is a calm respite from the cold, cruel world.

2. Her mom always supplies fresh linens and towels, just like a hotel.

3. Her mom will make fresh coffee in the morning, just like a hotel.

4. The WiFi is free, just like a hotel.

5. All the meals are cooked by someone else.

6. All the meals are free.

7. All the cocktails are free.

8. Visits to breweries and wineries are a strong possibility.  And it will be free, since her mom will pay.

9. Her mom is cleaning out closets and the basement, and certain childhood items have to be saved from the Goodwill pile. (Or the trash.)

10. Her loving and nurturing mom misses her terribly, so visiting her mom is the least she can do, while she still can.

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