- “Even if I weren’t her mommy, I would vouch for my princess’s character.”
- “He is my favorite child for a reason, and I think he could soon become your favorite employee.”
- “My Husband and I invested about $100,000 on her education, so she probably has picked up some marketable skills along the way, wouldn’t you think?”
- “Please try to remember what you felt like when you were fresh out of grad school and looking for a job. Be kind and gentle.”
- “She is extremely well-organized. Why, I remember how she would line up her horse figurines so neatly on her bedroom shelf…”
- “He is extremely loyal. Why, I remember when his baby brother swung a toy light saber at him and chipped his front tooth. Even that did not stop this young man from always protecting his baby brother.”
- “I really want her to fully move out because I need her bedroom for my new home gym. You wouldn’t want my impending potential cardiac issues on your conscience now, would you?”
- “He will always show up to work neatly dressed. I taught him how to fold his laundry, plus when he left for college I bought him an iron and an ironing board, which I am pretty sure he has used at least twice a year since then.”
- “If you have doubts about her talent, I can show you years’ worth of art work that I have framed and hanging in my hallway, not to mention the stuff hanging on the refrigerator.”
- “My boy is such a hard worker. And a self-starter. And so dedicated. He never needed to be reminded to take out the trash, and oh, he did a great job setting up our compost container and our recycling bins.”
- “Just look at that adorable face!”
