1. I don’t mind your dishonesty half as much as I mind your opinion of me.

2. You must think I’m stupid.

3. This time you can trust me.

4. You must be crazy.When are you going to stop believing in something that isn’t true?

5. We’re obviously separated by denominational differences.

6. You make me the laughing stock of the neighborhood.

7. You better cut it out right now or I’ll pound you.

8. You’re wasting your time.

9. You say the cutest things.

10.  …making his yearly fool of himself. Boy, is he strange.

11. He’ll never learn.

12. Are you sure it’s legal?

13. Oh, good grief.

14. Now I’ve heard everything.

15. You’ll be sorry.

16. That’s a good story.

17. I thought little girls always believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent and trusting.

18. We can’t waste all night.

19. If you try to hold my hand, I’ll slug you.

20. You can look all around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.

21. You think you’re so smart.

22. He’ll be here. You can bet on that.

23. I have my reputation to think of, you know.

24. I was robbed!

25. You blockhead.

26. And it was all your fault.  I’ll sue! What a fool I was!

27. You owe me restitution!

28. You heard about fury and a woman scorned, haven’t you?

29. It won’t be long now.

30. I’m doomed.

31. I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life, too.

32. Stupid?  What do you mean, stupid?

 

 

 

 

 

1. Google provided very detailed directions about how to get there, because of concern for Son’s safety.

2. There is always a Welcoming Session.

2. Google is feeding him three square meals a day, and they are known for the high quality of their food.

3. Google is also providing healthy snacks, because all these young people need to grow up strong and fit.

4. Since the conference (Geo for Good Summit) caters to people working for non-profits and for educational institutions, he was likely surrounded by people who advocate for social justice.

5.  They will probably ask him extensive questions about his job.

6. Field trip?  Of course!  Google paid for it, and planned it, and executed it, and Son was simply along for the ride. (In this case, a field trip to San Francisco.)

7. Son’s suitcase, upon departure, will undoubtedly be fuller, since Google is providing several take-home gifts and souvenirs.