Things That Are Said During “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!” That Could Also Have Been Said During the Presidential Debate, The List:

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1. I don’t mind your dishonesty half as much as I mind your opinion of me.

2. You must think I’m stupid.

3. This time you can trust me.

4. You must be crazy.When are you going to stop believing in something that isn’t true?

5. We’re obviously separated by denominational differences.

6. You make me the laughing stock of the neighborhood.

7. You better cut it out right now or I’ll pound you.

8. You’re wasting your time.

9. You say the cutest things.

10.  …making his yearly fool of himself. Boy, is he strange.

11. He’ll never learn.

12. Are you sure it’s legal?

13. Oh, good grief.

14. Now I’ve heard everything.

15. You’ll be sorry.

16. That’s a good story.

17. I thought little girls always believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent and trusting.

18. We can’t waste all night.

19. If you try to hold my hand, I’ll slug you.

20. You can look all around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.

21. You think you’re so smart.

22. He’ll be here. You can bet on that.

23. I have my reputation to think of, you know.

24. I was robbed!

25. You blockhead.

26. And it was all your fault.  I’ll sue! What a fool I was!

27. You owe me restitution!

28. You heard about fury and a woman scorned, haven’t you?

29. It won’t be long now.

30. I’m doomed.

31. I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life, too.

32. Stupid?  What do you mean, stupid?

 

 

 

 

 

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