1.”Aw, look at how sweet he looks when he is sound asleep and all rolled up in the covers.  I wonder if he would wake up if I slammed a few drawers or opened the blinds or just sang out loud as I dressed?”

2.  “Oh, I should let him sleep in.  Remember all those years when I was a stay-at-home mom and I could sleep in while he got out of bed and trudged off to work?”

3. “Oh my God, get real, Girl.  We had three kids, so I never slept in.  Those little buggers were a handful! Motherhood is a 24/7 job!”

4. “Well, Husband is the primary breadwinner by far, so he deserves his rest.”

5.”On the other hand, women live longer than men, so he needs to stop wasting his life away and get up and seize the day.”

6. “He has been doing lots of re-modeling tasks around the house, so he is probably all worn out.”

7. “Then again, he has been re-modeling the bathroom for months now, so he needs to finish this up and start on the spring yard-work.”

8. “Do you suppose dinner will be ready for me when I come home from work? There’s a first time for everything.”

9. “I have to go to work today because it’s a make-up day due to the snow we received several weeks ago, courtesy of Mother Nature.  Husband is at home today because it’s a federal holiday established years ago, courtesy of the Founding Fathers.  Is it irony or is Fate weirdly sexist here?”

10. “I do have the summer months off, and Husband does not.  Must remember to gloat about that when June rolls around.”