Things That Traveling Husband Should Not Have Said To Me (But Did), The List:

  1.  “We had an early supper, so I am just going to enjoy being alone in my hotel room.”

  2.  “We had the cutest waitress taking care of us today.  She was so bubbly!  She was probably our daughter’s age.  Wow, she was just so cute.”

  3. “I didn’t buy you anything, so is that OK?  I mean, you have been to Canada several times before, and you probably don’t want maple sugar candy anyhow.  Right?”

  4. “We had supper at this cozy micro-brewery.  I had this amazing stout, with just a hint of coffee flavor.   You would have loved it.”

  5. “I had a shot of maple-flavored whiskey this evening.  You would have loved it.”

  6. “For our appetizer, we ordered bacon strips, and they were coated in maple syrup and peanuts.  So good!  You would have loved it.”

  7. “I paid for my supper with my own credit card, not the company credit card.  I spent alot, so expect to see that charge on our statement.”

  8. “You ate scrambled eggs for dinner?  What, are you dieting or something?”

  9. “I saw a snow squall this morning.  Big fat flakes. And there’s still snow on the ground here.” 

  10. “They are expecting a snowstorm here on Friday morning, right as I am leaving, but it should be safe to travel.  I hope.”

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