Both are Australian–the yogurt claims to be made in the Australian tradition, and Noosa is on the coast of northeastern Australia.- Both are treats–I treat myself to the yogurt at breakfast, and I treat my son to an all-expenses-paid weekend of fun.
- Both cost a little bit more money than I would like to spend.
- Both can be dangerous–one is dangerously full of fat and calories, and one is dangerously full of riptides and deep water.
- Old and flabby and overweight people like me really shouldn’t be partaking of either one.
- Both require the proper amount of “chilling” to be maximally enjoyable.
- If left out too long in the heat, both the yogurt and the student surfers will acquire a revolting smell.
- If left out too long in the sun, both the yogurt and the student surfers will acquire an unpleasant color.
- Both offer the opportunity to find fun things on the bottom–the yogurt has fruit, and the beach has tidal pools full of corals and sponges.
- Both will expose the users to “cultures”– the yogurt provides active organisms such as probiotics, whereas the beach trip provides active international students such as Norwegian females.
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