Things That Noosa Yoghurt and College Boy’s Surfing Weekend at Noosa Beach Have In Common, The List:

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  1. 29243468_10216308688769495_1101198903_oBoth are Australian–the yogurt claims to be made in the Australian tradition, and Noosa is on the coast of northeastern Australia.
  2. Both are treats–I treat myself to the yogurt at breakfast, and I treat my son to an all-expenses-paid weekend of fun.
  3. Both cost a little bit more money than I would like to spend.
  4. Both can be dangerous–one is dangerously full of fat and calories, and one is dangerously full of riptides and deep water.
  5. Old and flabby and overweight people like me really shouldn’t be partaking of either one.
  6. Both require the proper amount of “chilling” to be maximally enjoyable.
  7. If left out too long in the heat, both the yogurt and the student surfers will acquire a revolting smell.
  8. If left out too long in the sun, both the yogurt and the student surfers will acquire an unpleasant color.
  9. Both offer the opportunity to find fun things on the bottom–the yogurt has fruit, and the beach has tidal pools full of corals and sponges.
  10. Both will expose the users to “cultures”– the yogurt provides active organisms such  as probiotics, whereas the beach trip provides active international students such as Norwegian females.

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