Things My (Almost) 93 Year Old Mother Said This Weekend To 50+ Year Old Me That She Has Been Saying Since I Was A Teenager, The List:

~ monicalists
  1. 45748895_515945235549449_1835865315200729088_n“Did you say hello to all the ladies here? Show some respect to your elders.”
  2. “Don’t drive so fast.”
  3. “Just be careful when you talk to some men, because they could be dangerous.”
  4. “Watch out!  There’s a stop sign ahead!”
  5. “You have some schmutz on your sleeve.  Here, let me spit on this napkin and clean that up for you.”
  6. “I hope those aren’t the only shoes you selected to wear this weekend.”
  7. “What time did you get home last night?”
  8. “Are you planning on wearing your hair that way all day today?  In public?”
  9. “Did you get enough to eat?  That didn’t look very filling.”
  10. “You ordered a dessert?  Too many sweets aren’t good for you.”
  11. “Are you and your sister keeping secrets from me?”
  12.  “We both have a chance to receive Holy Communion today.  I assume you have no heavy sins and can partake with a clear conscience.”
  13. “It’s always nice that you can find some time to spend with your mother.”

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