Tuesday, April 21, 2020

I should probably drink before confronting a mirror. I miss my stylist, Lisa. How long has it been now? Six weeks? My hair is a rainbow of blonde, gray, and the drabbest brown. And it’s going to get worse. Husband keeps muttering things like “Vanity, thy name is woman,” but then I remind him that “Blondes have more fun!” When quarantine is over, I will happily strike at the roots of my problem.
Variations of this shooter are the B52 and the Duck Fart. Really.
In a shot glass, pour 1/3 ounce Kahlua. Slowly add 1/3 ounce Bailey’s Irish Cream by pouring it over a small spoon. In the same way, slowly add 1/3 ounce apricot brandy.
Stir, or drink as is–your choice.