Throwback to May 15, 2013:

1. Screens on screen doors and in windows? Optional.

2. Girls can be as oblivious to dust bunnies as are guys.

3. An acceptable apartment will have space to store bicycles.

4. Hipster neighborhoods by definition need gourmet grocery stores, ethnic restaurants, chic bars, and thrift shops.

5. Old kitchen appliances can be overlooked as long as there is enough counter space for a state-of-the-art coffee maker.

6. Good internet access is more important than good laundry facilities.

7. Even girls use PBR cans in their decorating.

8. To every thing there is a season, and my season is for living in a house that I own, so I should remember not to take that for granted.