Things That Are Different in Date With Husband To See/Hear A Live Band Play In A Club As Twenty-Five-Year-Olds Versus Fifty-Year-Olds, The List:

Throwback to June 3, 2013

1. Understood necessity of producing an ID card vs. chuckled at necessity of producing ID card

2. Waitress same age as us vs. waitress same age as our daughter

3. Checked out the beautiful people around us vs. actively noticed how many people were balder and grayer than us

4. Regarded older men with young dates as disgusting sugar-daddies vs. regarded older men with young dates as lucky bastards

5. Band played for the money vs. band played to promote a social justice cause (Save the Wetlands!)

6. Encore was glowing with cigarette lighters vs. encore was glowing with I-Phone screens

7. Smoke came from cigarettes vs. fog came from machines

8. Paid the bar tab with cash vs. paid the bar tab with a platinum card

9. Went to work the next day vs. took the next day off

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