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Throwback to June 17, 2015

1. My sister’s long bangs were ruining her eyesight.

2. Jeb Bush might become President.

3. Youngest Child was too skinny for his tall frame.

4. She had no decent bingo prizes to share with me.

5. My post-Chinese buffet heartburn probably means I have too delicate of a stomach.

6. I left too big of a tip at the diner so I must be bad at managing my money.

7. Her 105 year old roommate wants to hold her hand, and she may be a lesbian.