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Throwback to July 2, 2014

1. “Mass starts in 15 minutes. We had better hurry because the ladies in the wheelchairs get all the seats up in front.”

2. “Female news anchors should not be allowed to wear sleeveless dresses. They are showing way too much flesh.”

3. “Let’s go to the Chinese buffet again today. You really get your money’s worth there, compared to the Greek place we had lunch at yesterday.”

4. “Did you eat the food in the doggie bag we brought from the Greek place? There was so much left over! Don’t let it go to waste.”

5. The temperature tonight is going down to 60 degrees. Make sure your sister wears a sweater.”

6. “Could you help me put my purse in my drawer? OK, now cover it with my underpants. No one will find it if it’s covered by underpants.”