Throwback to early August 2015:
1. The importance of separating whites from colors when doing laundry.
2. How to fold a dress shirt before putting it in a suitcase.
3. How to iron a dress shirt.
4. How to sew a button on a dress shirt.
5. The importance of writing down each and every appointment on the wall calendar.
6. How to buy textbooks online in order to get the best price.
7. The importance of changing sheets and towels at least twice a month. Really. More often is even better. Really.
8. The importance of checking the checkbook balance on a regular basis. Really. And hang on to those paper receipts.
9. The importance of dusting and vacuuming the dorm room (including the adjoining bathroom) on a regular basis. Really. Or at least do it before Parents’ Weekend.
10. The importance of communicating with his mother on a regular basis. Really. Because if he doesn’t, she will post embarrassing tidbits about him on every social media outlet she uses to stalk him.
