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Throwback to August 25, 2013

1. Go ahead, do whatever you want to do, since you’re the “man of the house” now.

2. Those chores your dad nags you about? Don’t bother, he’ll never know you didn’t do them.

3. You need to study more and get better grades and go to a good college so you can someday get a nice job that sends you overseas and leaves your wife home alone.

4. Of course I will cook all your favorite meals every evening because I so love to pamper you.

5. Sure, you can drive Dad’s car.

6. I hope your dad neglects to bring us souvenirs, because I want him to be frugal and save every penny for your college education.

7. Just wait ’til your father gets home!!!