Things That College Boy 2.0 Actually Texted To Me During The First Half Of His First Semester, The List:

Throwback to October 9, 2015

1. “It was a great day:)”

2. “Just finished 3 hours of marching outside.”

3. “I am going out at 10:30 PM.”

4. “Which cycle do I use for normal clothes?”

5. “Haven’t found my key.”

6. “I’ll look again jeez a replacement is $10.”

7. “I am trying to eat healthy, but the food here makes you poop.”

8. “I need my black pants.”

9. “It feels absolutely gorgeous here.”

10. “They love me for my beatboxing so it’s all good.”

11. “Look what’s for lunch today ” (photo of kielbasa and pierogi)

12. “Watching beer pong.”

13. “Yes, did laundry, wooo.”

14. “Found my key.”

15. “I’m fine don’t worry”

16. “Should I use the whites setting for those grey/white sheets?”

17. “Hurt my neck tho on another roller coaster.”

18. “Is it possible you could bring some more clorox wipes for family weekend? And food you don’t want?”

19. “Do reflective essays need a thesis?”

20. “What is pagination?”

21. “Mom WTF”

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