Throwback to November 3, 2013

1. Super-long-awaited new uniforms are pretty.

2. Super-long-awaited new uniforms require some hemming after all, since teenagers grow–up and out– quite quickly.

3. Super-long-awaited new uniforms will bring unique, unexpected problems, so be careful what you wish for.

4. Spraying Scotchguard on 66 uniforms puts cramps in your hand. And gives you a headache.

5. Creating a new part of the routine, such as “Question of the Week,” will create ripples of unease among the students.

6. However, by week 8, students will remind you that you forgot to ask them the “Question of the Week.”

7. Many teenagers cannot name a state capital other than their own.

8. Many teenagers cannot name an adverb.

9. Many teenagers are gloriously inventive when asked to describe marching band using a simile or metaphor. (“Marching band is like a tattoo. It fades over time but always stays with you.”)

10. Saxophone straps leave unsightly black smudges.

11. Mysterious stains in colors such as sky-blue and pink come out when you rub hard enough with a baby wipe.

12. The cheap baby wipes work better than the thick, expensive kind.

13. Co-workers in the closet will support you as you laugh and cry. (You know who you are, Susan, Lore, and Lee-Lee.)

14. Co-workers in the closet will not be scandalized when you swear under your breath.

15. Teenagers need constant reminders that mayonnaise and/or cream cheese packets should not come within 5 feet of the closet.

16. Teenagers will leave cash and/or I-Pods in the pockets of their uniforms, and will sincerely believe you when you say you have confiscated the cash and/or I-Pods for your own use.

17. Never ever call a student by a family nickname.

18. The Albemarle High School Marching Patriots of 2013 worked hard, played hard, and deserve all the accolades they earned, such as this weekend’s superior rating in all categories! Congratulations to all!