Things My Mother Can Always Be Counted On To Say (roughly translated from Polish), The List:

Throwback to November 12, 2015


1. “He/she is such a simpleton.”

2. “Finally!”

3. “Too spicy!”

4. “What a lovely Polish surname!”

5. “Did you have enough food for your guests?” and/or “Did you serve 3 meats?”

6. “Is (grandchild’s name)’s boyfriend/girlfriend a Catholic?”

7. “I only say what is the truth.”

8. “How does my hair look?”

9. “What have you done with your hair? It’s too blonde/brown/gray/long/short/curly/straight/messy.”

P.S. Love you, Mama.

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