Throwback to November 21, 2013

1. “Hey, Mom, since you never have a positive experience at Kroger, let us go and do the grocery shopping.”

2. “Hey, let’s fold laundry while we watch the Macy’s Parade. It’s better than just sitting here like lumps on the coach for three hours straight.”

3. “Mom looks like she could use a martini. I think I will make one for her.”

4. “Hey, following recipes is easy. Let’s tell Mom we’ll do all the cooking.”

5. “Save me the giblets!”

6. “Go, Michigan!”

7. “Wife, you are the best cook ever. Even better than my mom. And my grandma.”

8. “Are you kidding? Of course we’ll wash the dishes, Mom!”

9. “Let’s wake up at 4 AM and hit the sales because we really need to get a special gift for our parents.”

10. “Oh goody! Turkey leftovers!”