Things That Are Reasons Why I Will Not Throttle Youngest Child For Not Getting Homework Done Until the Last Minute Even Though Winter Break Was Over Two Weeks Long, The List:

Throwback to January 5, 2014

1. I would probably get arrested.

2. I would probably lose my job.

3. Husband still likes him, so that would put a strain on the marriage.

4. His older siblings probably pulled this s#&$ as well, and I guess they turned out OK.

5. Admittedly, he did need to catch up on his sleep. And he did.

6. We kept him busy shoveling snow and washing dishes..oh no, sorry, that was my childhood.

7. He did get me chocolate as a Christmas gift.

8. He did do my waistline a favor by eating an inordinate amount of leftovers.

9. He is still living at home, so I had better appreciate even the tumultuous times.

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