Things That I Could Say To Justify Why I Just Purchased a Ticket for College Boy to Tour The Guinness Storehouse, The List:

Throwback to January 15, 2016

1. It is legal for 18 year-olds to drink in Ireland.

2. He will be there for St. Patrick’s Day, so he needs to celebrate like an Irishman.

3. TripAdvisor says it’s one of the best tours in Dublin.

4. The trip is just days before his 19th birthday, so his friends can raise a toast to him.

5. He won’t be driving, so he’s not endangering himself or anyone else.

6. He will be marching with the band in the big parade the next day, so he needs the beer to hydrate himself.

7. Learning about the brewing process may come in handy some day in chemistry class.

8. He will never again experience Guinness this fresh and this delicious, so it’s a chance to treat his taste buds.

9. His dad will be so jealous! And yeah, his mom will be so jealous.

10. Oh, why the hell not?!?

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