Things I Want To Say To These High School Girls With The Straight, Beautifully-Flowing, Golden-highlighted Hair Who Are Complaining About A Bad Hair Day, The List:

Throwback to February 5, 2015

1. Just wait until those awful gray hairs start arriving.

2. Just wait until you need to pay big bucks to get that color from a bottle.

3. Just wait until no amount of conditioner will ever again make your wiry, old hair flow.

4. I once had your hair. Look at me now, and shut up about your bad hair day.

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