Things That An Empty-Nest Mom Can Do When The Spouse Is Out Of Town For Several Days, The List:

Throwback to February 3, 2016

1. Park her car anywhere in the driveway.

2. Never bother closing a bathroom door.

3. Sleep on any side of the bed.

4. Heck, sleep on any bed in the house.

5. Go out for an after-work cocktail with a girlfriend and not feel guilty.

6. Drink straight out of the milk carton while standing in front of the refrigerator.

7. Play the Broadway Showstopper channel on Pandora and sing along very loudly.

8. Eat supper in front of the TV while o̶g̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶i̶g̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ watching Mr. Darcy/Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice.

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