Throwback to February 20, 2013

1. Stop whining about needing eyeglasses to drive, because when you’re 50 you will need eyeglasses for everything and you will hate trying to get used to bifocals which make you feel drunk and dizzy.

2. Stop whining about filling out your income taxes, that ridiculously simple 1040 EZ, because when you’re 50 your tax return will be at least 12 pages long plus you’ll have to do FAFSAs for your offspring.

3. Stop whining about being fat and not being able to eat anything, because you can still shop in the juniors section and when you’re 50 those clothes will not fit you and your children will be embarrassed if you don’t “dress your age” and you do wear green nail polish in public.