Things I Wish I Could Have Seen In Star Wars: The Force Awakens, The List:

Throwback to February 29, 2016

1. The Supreme Leader/Snoke looking less like a cross between The Wizard of Oz and Voldemort, and a little more “normal.” Maybe with a bad, Trump-like comb-over.

2. A subtle wink-wink to Disney, which now owns the franchise. Like Buzz Lightyear as a Resistance pilot. Or Mickey Mouse sitting with the “aliens” at the bar. Or even Princess Jasmine shackled to a slug-like crime lord.

3. Kylo Ren acknowledging that he should have thought his actions through a bit better, because his momma is never ever ever going to let him forget what he did. The guilt she will inflict on him, both actively and in a passive-aggressive manner, may be more powerful than The Force.

4. Some lip-lock action between Leia and Han. They may be older, but a woman still has needs. And he’s freaking HAN SOLO, for heaven’s sake.

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