Throwback to March 7, 2016

1. “Your father and I, combined, have more than a century’s worth of life experience, so I think we know what we’re doing.”

2. “Ugh, are you still here? Will your spring break ever end?”

3. “Remember Sunday’s Gospel reading about the Prodigal Son? Well, don’t expect us to kill a fatted calf when you return home for the summer.”

4. “You’re going to miss me when I’m gone. You’ll be sorry then. And I just may come back from the grave and haunt you.”

5. “You are the sunshine of our lives, the apple of our eyes, the only bright spot in our universe, so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease drop out of college and move back home.”

6. “And this is why your brother is my favorite child.”

7. “Remember, we pay for your life.”