Throwback to March 21, 2016

1. Non-stop talking to their companions. Sure, the music is loud, but I can still hear them, because they are shouting to each other. Can’t this discussion wait until after the concert? I doubt that they are trying to solve a world crisis, so they need to shut up.

2. Checking their Facebook and Twitter and email accounts. If they are bored with the performance, they just should just leave.

3. Recording large chunks of the concert with their phones. Put the hands down and dim those screens. You are impeding my enjoyment of the show.

4. Sitting perfectly still and ramrod straight. Yeah, so these guys are obviously here because they want to earn points with their hot-chick dates. But can they at least sway a little, or nod their heads to the beat? These guys must have some hidden attributes, because they are obviously no fun to be around.

5. Leaving their seats multiple times during the show. And it’s always in the middle of a great song. And of course, we all need to stand up to let them pass. If these people know they have teeny tiny bladders, then they should stop bringing beer back to their seats. Or at least buy tickets for aisle seats. Or put on a pair of Depends.