Throwback to May 3, 2016

1. He has had a major car wreck and has somehow managed to be injury-free and capable of walking back to the house.

2. His boss has just informed him that his job has been eliminated and that there is no need to report to work today, or any day hereafter.

3. The police have arrested him and will be hauling his sorry ass to jail.

4. His mistress is waiting outside and will soon be sashaying into my kitchen to confront me.

5. The FBI is waiting outside to take him away to a witness protection program and he has five minutes to say goodbye to me forever.

6. The Penguin or The Riddler or The Joker have discovered his secret identity and his life as a super-hero is now over.