Things I Will Not Miss Hearing Once Youngest Child (Finally) Leaves For College, The List:

Throwback to April 2, 2015

1. “Did you put my wet clothes in the dryer?”

2. Music coming from his room at 2 AM.

3. His alarm going off before mine, especially on mornings right after I still heard music at 2 AM.

3. “Have you seen my iPod?”

4. “Have you seen my sunglasses?”

5. “Does this shirt look too wrinkled to wear?”

6. “My car is almost out of gas.”

7. “What’s a good synonym to use here?”

8. “How do you cite this in MLA format?”

9. “No, I definitely don’t want to go to prom. I think.”

10. “I know this tea is your favorite, but can I have the last bottle for my lunch?”

11. “Did you put my dry clothes in my room?”

12. “Will you proofread this 12 page paper?”

13. “Yeah, I know it’s 2 AM, but will you look at the final slide of my Powerpoint?”

14. The shower running at 2:10 AM.

15. “No, I haven’t decided on a college yet, but I have it narrowed down to 3. I think.”

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