- “The female body is beautiful, and I am happy that you are proud of yours, but Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition? This feels a little cheap and tawdry.”
- “On the other hand, GO GIRL! If you’ve got it, flaunt it!”
- “Still, don’t you feel you are objectifying yourself? If we are going to celebrate the aging human body, let’s show some 81 year old men alongside you.”
- “Can you help me think of some 80-plus year old men that would agree to pose?”
- “I read that you attribute your looks to the genes inherited from your mom. Your Polish mom, correct? You don’t have to tell this Polish girl anything further–we are amazing women, aren’t we?”
- “How many designer swimsuits did you try on before you were satisfied? And none of them would be in my price range, right?”
- “How many hair and makeup stylists did you use before you were satisfied? And they could make almost anyone look better, right?”
- “You have a daughter, but no sons. If you had sons, I wonder how they would feel about this.”
- “Is this ‘barrier-breaking’ or just an ego trip? You’ve once again put yourself in the spotlight, and I suppose there’s no such thing as bad publicity, as the adage says.”
- “Did Snoop Dogg come to the photo shoot to offer moral support?”
- “Did you bake cookies for all the people on the set? Or maybe muffins?”
- “When’s the last time you actually ate a cookie or a muffin?”
- “More power to you. Be the best version of yourself. Age is merely a number. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Being sexy is all about attitude.”
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